Spoof logos of the big boys

Spoof logos of the globalist masters

Pepsi Penis Parody
Pepsi Penis Parody

Enough said!

I just LOVE taking well known marks, labels, and making spoof logos of our trans-national globalist masters, and twisting them. Be interesting to see if the BIG BOYS decide to take it out on a impoverished artist.


macdonalds parody
Masturbate – I’m lovin’ it

For this spoof I went with their old slogan “Millions satisfied”. The “I’m lovin´it” slogan was used on the spanish version of the logo. The fact that the english I’m lovin’ it is appalling english doesn’t seem to worry this big restaurant. Guess it just demonstrates the falling standard of… food for the mind and body?


McRant I'm loathin' it

McDonalds purport to have healthy food. I did a little check online on their site. A McCafé® Chocolate Shake, medium size, contains a whopping 89g of sugar (the large shake contains 122g). When you consider that the WHO recommend sugar intake is reduced. The American Heart Association recommend that an adult male consumes no more than 36g daily I think you can assume that good ol’ Micky D are in the business of killing people, giving doctors and dentists more work and increasing obesity.

Mums – Have your child’s birthday party at McDonalds and kill them with love and sugar!

The burger chain featured sued a TINY fast food outlet in Gorey, Co. Wexford for daring to call themselves BIG MAC. The fact that the owner was big and know to EVERYONE as Mac really didn’t matter. Like he was taking profit from the nearest Micky Ds 40 miles away.

His burgers were much nicer and made of locally sourced beef and not rainforest destroying animal farms.

Less sugar



cochito cola coke parody
Come Chochito

These Coke parodies were created in spanish where their slang for vagina lends itself to the manipulation of their type font. I could have done it in english but our “C” word is way too short and the effect would have been lost.


Understand rant

Come means EAT. There is a second, slightly different spoof which you can see HERE or on the spanish translation of this page by hitting the spanish flag in the navigation menu.

¡Cerrarme!



esso-logo-parody
Pon un tigre en tu chocho

My take on Standard Oil’s Esso logo. Again, this one only really works in spanish. “Pon un tigre en tu conejo” would translate as put a tiger in your pussy. The spanish use conejo (bunny) where we use the word pussy. I don’t think you’ll need me to translate sexo?

Sounds like an all-nighter to me.


Not sexy rant

What a lot of people don’t know, but is pretty well documented on the net, is that Standard Oil helped fund the Nazis, see here.

Here is a quote found on M.I.T’s website, I inserted the bracket.

I.G. Farben was its [Standard Oil] second largest shareholder. In fact, without the explicit help of Standard Oil, the Nazi air force would never have gotten off the ground in the first place. The planes that made up the Luftwaffe needed tetraethyl lead gasoline in order to fly. At the time, only Standard Oil, Du Pont, and General Motors had the ability to produce this vital substance.

Standard Oil was owned by the Rockefellers. American citizens that helped the Nazis to kill thousands of people including American men and boys. In my book that makes them traitors and war criminals. But they are amongst the richest people in the world. WAR MEANS MONEY AND POWER

Enough



Alphabet Agencies

new world order vector graphics DHS
Parody on the USA’s control mechanism the DHS

These two logo parodies were created in honour of the alphabet agencies of the USA. It seems that few people in America can see that these agencies are really just a means of removing your civil liberties.


Yeah yeah yeah rant

The DHS, ostensibly created for the protection of the homeland is really a means to bypass the normal “guilty until proved innocent” rights accorded to most humans in civilised countries. This department can (and most likely does) fabricate any thing and any reason to lock up people of which their tyrannical system doesn’t approve.

The CIA – well I think we all know them as the Premier Global Terrorists who play by their own rules and are held accountable to basically no one.

They have been destabilising nations since their inception and continue to do so.

Away with you



new world order vector graphics CIA
Parody on the world’s favourite terrorist organisation

A few quick googles will give massive amounts of CIA misbehaviour. I’ll include two here. [ 1 ] and [ 2 ] but there are literally thousands.


Interesting rant

Another good read is “War is a Racket” – General George Smedley Butler. He was awarded two Congressional Medals of Honor, a Distinguished Service Medal and was a Major General of the United States Marine Corps. I love the following quote:

It would have been far cheaper (not to say safer) for the average American who pays the bills to stay out of foreign entanglements. For a very few this racket, like bootlegging and other underworld rackets, brings fancy profits, but the cost of operations is always transferred to the people — who do not profit.

Less interesting


Makes me think – I hope it makes you think too.


Agencies purporting to protect our food and medicine

monsanto bio rapists
Bio rapists without a clue what will happen

Creating spoof logos of these august bodies that tell us that they have our best interests in mind is to me important, people need to know what they really do. They really only have their buddies in the big corporations in mind.


Testing rant

Monsanto – well their untested food is possibly causing placental deformities, see here. The FDA has green lighted their poison. Most people wrongly assume that the FDA carries out their own independent tests – it doesn’t. Instead they let (in this case) Monsanto carry out their own testing.

Slightly biased you can be sure.

A few of these parodies were produced for the Alliance for Natural Health. I don’t know whether they were ever used.

Testing done



The European Food Safety Authority – well they are just committed to corporate friends and crony capitalism. Load of rubbish is talked about herbal medicine not being tested and this food is or isn’t safe. Herbal remedies have been around for millennia, it is pharmaceuticals that are new. A recent paper from the Polish Archives of Internal Medicine point to BigPharma’s products as being the next biggest killers in the world after cardio-vascular disease and cancer in both the USA and EU. A view corroborated by a doctor friend of mine.



I mentioned the FDA in my rant here – they gave aspartame the go ahead too. And the Federal Trade Commission – well they are much the same as the EFSA insofar as it’s all about crony capitalism. Spoof logos of all of them were done to try and draw attention to the fact that they don’t really benefit YOU, but are really their for their powerful friends.


CFR

Council on Foreign Relations parody
Private members club
Shafting the world

The Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) is an independent, nonpartisan membership organization, think tank (from their website),

…into eugenics and controlling the world. The CFR is the promotional arm of the Ruling Elite in the United States of America. Most influential politicians, academics and media personalities are members, and it uses its influence to infiltrate the New World Order into American life. [1].

Felix Frankfurter, Justice of the Supreme Court (1939-1962), said: “The real rulers in Washington are invisible and exercise power from behind the scenes.”


COMING SOON

Bayer, Monsanto and the SS

I’m currently working on this logo but I’ve had a lot on recently so, as we say in Ireland, it’s got put on the long finger for a while.

PLACE HOLDER

Bayer, Monsanto, I.G.Farben, SS
Place holder for a new one coming soon


Rant written

So BAYER have bought out Monsanto. Just so that you remember, It was BAYER that had the H1N1 vaccine for swine flu before the disease existed and “allegedly escaped” for one of their facilities in Mexico. This disease was supposed to reach pandemic proportions and didn’t. Virtually every government tried to force us to have the vaccine, most people refused. Good job too as the vaccine killed more people than the disease. What you probably don’t know is that when the up-take of the vaccine was so low they went and included it in the normal flu vaccine. Guess those shadowy people behind the scenes want us to have this particular poison in our system?

Bayer were a part of I. G. Farben, the company that made the gas for the Nazi concentration camps and the biggest shareholders in Standard Oil in the time of WW2. Now presumably they’ll try and get us all (in Europe – it’s already to late for you lot in the USA) to eat Monsanto’s untested GMOs?

Well, just for your reading pleasure here are a number of links for you to read and make up your own mind. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]. It’s also worth bearing in mind that the Finnish Government are now compensating their population that were infected by the H1N1 vaccine. See here

I have a friend who told me that he wouldn’t send his kids to a school where children weren’t vaccinated. Can’t understand the logic there. If his children ARE vaccinated – what has he got to worry about?.

Meanwhile in Australia (the lucky country) their democratic rights have been violated, you are fined if you don’t vaccinate your offspring.

Shut it